Written Henry Joe Sakala Okay, te, title ya story iliko misleading because I’m not a yo bally elo nshi kala mu ma yardi. My name is Umu Etch Jay Etch, I live in the compound, muchimunzi. So apa I have just woken up from a ka small nightmare. Some dark figure was strangling my neck.… Continue reading CHILLING IN THE HOOD
October 24th 2009, marked the 45th birthday for my beloved country Zambia. It was also a special day for me because my wife and I hired the 45th maid for my three year old daughter, Tawanda. Yes, we have had all sorts of maids, from all sorts of places with all sorts of characteristics. Characteristics… Continue reading Top Four Crazy Maids
From the 30th of July to the 3rd of August 2009, Lusaka was abuzz with the show craziness. Families, friends and enemies all headed to the showgrounds to mingle and be merry. It was not the case wi… Source: A Show of Sadness
From the 30th of July to the 3rd of August 2009, Lusaka was abuzz with the show craziness. Families, friends and enemies all headed to the showgrounds to mingle and be merry. It was not the case with me. I lost my good friend, Tandeo. Yeah, the bugger died at the showgrounds before it was… Continue reading A Show of Sadness
Out of the blue, a live turkey rushed across the road and was almost bashed by the bus! The driver screamed obscenities at the bird. “You bald headed chicken!” he sealed off his tirade of insults. The driver was speeding off out of Choma town, enroute to Livingstone, the tourism capital of Zambia where all… Continue reading Turkeys, Elephants and Drunk Drivers!
By my grandfather’s pelvic girdle, how can a normal man throw his whole weight on a two year old baby? What pleasure do you find in that? What leads a married man to defile his wife’s 13 year old sister? I mean what kind of a bugger are you? Your wife is available free… Continue reading SEX AND THE CITY
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